“Buzz! Buzz! I am a Fly!” buzzed the Fly as it flew around me. “I am a Fly and I will eat your dirt while annoying you forever!”
With a quick motion of my hand I slap the fly, dead and crashed on the table is the fly.
“Buzz! Buzz! I am the Ghost of a Fly!” buzzed the Ghost of the Fly as it arose from its crashed carcass. “I am the Ghost of the Fly and I will annoy you forever!”
That evening I called the Exorcist.