"Buzz! Buzz! I am a Fly!" buzzed the Fly as it flew around me. "I am a Fly and I will eat your dirt while annoying you forever!" With a quick motion of my hand I slap the fly, dead and crashed on the table is the fly. "Buzz! Buzz! I am the … Continue reading The Fly and I
In a way I have achieved happiness, The problem is that I cannot find it. Which means I have it, I just don't know where it is... Or what it is! Maybe is even the thing I least suspect. I am talking about you shoelaces!
There is always a way to do things, Always! No matter what you thing. Problem is that most of them you don't like. I mean, fire is a great solution. Of course you don't want to get rid of a pesky person with fire. So don't say there is "No way". Just say: "I can't … Continue reading Some way
Have you ever had weird feelings? I am not talking about ideas, I am talking about feelings. And I am not talking about butterflies in your stomach or a sour taste in your mouth, I am talking about really weird feelings. I am talking about your little toe getting all shaky. How about when you … Continue reading That Weird Feeling
There is a form of beauty only plausible to women, Only women can make things that don't mix and match look beautiful on them, Or wear something tacky and make us fall head over heels for them. Women have beauty on their side. Beware.
Is all about looking at things from the right angle. Honestly, the best thing you can do is change the way you see things by giving it a positive twist. Is not a problem, it's an opportunity. Don't call it bad, call it not good. You are not 90% burned, you are "Well Done". They … Continue reading The Angle
I have seen many things, thought many idea, But sometimes things stop. They do not slow down gradually. Well, they do a bit at first, but is all characterized by a sudden stop at one point. Abrupt and dangerous. As you stand still you suddenly wander if all of it is worth it? The hard … Continue reading Stop
Is big! Strong too. Smart as well, Andddd it flies. Just perfect! And now is shooting lasers! Can it get any worst? It just did! Now there are two of them... ... To hell with it all! Lets just go and get crashed already.
Where to go now? I don’t know! Why do you ask me? Do I look like someone who knows!? Heck if I know! If I knew I wouldn't be here, would I? I’d be there doing it! Now go get lost! Or stay, Hell if I know what to do.
Is tea time, Three O’Clock, Time for biscuits, Time for rum, Pies and Pudding, Brownies with chunks. Bring the cookies, And molasses, Put some crackers, Add some sauces, Bring me coffee, Bring me grain, Make it puffy, Never plain. Cakes with lemons, Orange mouse, Pudding yellow, Sour booze, Mix it gently, Cook it fast, I … Continue reading Tea Time